Disco Prison/Work Stress split 12"
This record will make you lose weight. You will look down at your own body one day and in the place of the usual fatty folds you will see taut rippling flesh hugging six pack muscles. Inspired by your own beauty you will begin text messaging your friends: Yo, where’s the party at? You will end up at the club where you show off the moves you spent months mindlessly perfecting while listening to Man Made Hill/Young Truck. You will owe them your sex life. Who are you to resist it?